you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid
but why are crop tops more expensive than normal tops
bucky speaks in english most of the time but when he gets truly upset he reverts back to rapid fire russian and he can’t switch back to english until he’s calm again
instead of feeling shut out and useless, steve starts learning russian
The Avengers in 1978
TONY ARE YOU OKAY.
#TONY U LOOK LIKE A MASSIVE DILDO #or a salt shaker
HE LOOKS LIKE A HOOVER I
Some part of me really likes to think of Gavin as part of the Ramsey Family.
team 5’5 and under where ya at
they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12
when a fic says nc-17 but they aint even take their clothes off
The (not-so) subtle messages in Futurama are the best
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.