kidouyuuto:

kidouyuuto:

i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet

I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES

 

justazombiewithakeyboard:

butcarlthatkillspeople:

sarcastic-snowflake:

just a reminder: we’re two periods away from 2014.

you couldn’t just say months you had to measure time with your menstrual cycle

fUN FACT. the earliest form of a calender that’s ever been found was to keep track of an ancient person’s menstrual cycle. ppl with vaginas invented time. there is a reason that months are about the same length as the time between periods. that is all.

 
Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.
 

itsy8itchyspider:

lowhp:

I haven’t watched the Pokemon anime in years, so I have no idea what is going on in this photoset.

What

(Source: bluaki)

 
mogodoesntsocialize:

Fuck this particular light bulb. 

mogodoesntsocialize:

Fuck this particular light bulb. 

 
lux-xxiii:

idk if its been done but  im sure it has but here you go any how

lux-xxiii:

idk if its been done but  im sure it has but here you go any how

 

koishy:

can we just talk about how this always ends up happening somehow

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zazzle-poetry:

buy here
 

sarcasticallysassy:

lovedtypething:

it is illegal to be gay in 76 countries

it is illegal to be gay in 76 countries

it is illegal to be myself in 76 countries

that’s about 39% of all the countries in the world

gay marriage is legal in about .07% of countries

don’t fucking talk to me about straight pride ever again

 
 

lecapunk:

i have been informed that it is heterosexual awareness month

i would like to state that i am very aware of heterosexuals.  they appear to be everywhere, encroaching, always circling closer and closer, whispering ‘no homo’ and canonizing the male friendship as the only truly important relationship in media.  

they are out there, they are out there, and they are coming.  please be advised and take appropriate countermeasures.

 

serkets:

"Pansexuals are just bi with special snowflake syndrome"

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"Asexuals just havent found the right person yet"

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(Source: hotbloodcomic)

 
gavin: i have to dig a trench for my pig
michael: i didn't dig shit for my pig. i was like "you fucking deal with what God gave you and he was like 'oink' "
 

(Source: llionkings)