poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid


minimist:

but why are crop tops more expensive than normal tops


leafsfeelings:

choptail:

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST

leafsfeelings:

choptail:

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST

(Source: htkfr)


hurinthalions:

bucky speaks in english most of the time but when he gets truly upset he reverts back to rapid fire russian and he can’t switch back to english until he’s calm again

instead of feeling shut out and useless, steve starts learning russian

(Source: captainfart)


imsirius:

make me choose: Natasha Romanoff or Maria Hill (for Monz)


winchester-and-son:

do-tha-loki-motion:

miss-azura:

morepotatoes:

The Avengers in 1978

TONY.

TONY ARE YOU OKAY.

#TONY U LOOK LIKE A MASSIVE DILDO #or a salt shaker

HE LOOKS LIKE A HOOVER I


yesthatsmynaturalcolour:

Some part of me really likes to think of Gavin as part of the Ramsey Family.




consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

(Source: blackfemalepresident)


(Source: haringtonskits)


barapuppy:

when a fic says nc-17 but they aint even take their clothes off

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angelblaines:

The (not-so) subtle messages in Futurama are the best


helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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